I follow The Language Nerds on the Facebooks and if you read this here bloggy blog, you might like it. Here are a few of my favorite entries.

Enjoy.

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I’m fixing it tomorrow. I blame stress. Definitely stress. Dammit to hell — I’m an idiot.

This is where I am in my life at 45. 46 in two months.

Celeste Barber is a fantastic comedian who, among other things, does Instagram ”Challenge Accepted” videos where she hysterically copies a model after showing their pose/video. I love her. This is my favorite yet.

When I opened the Facebooks tonight, it asked me if I wanted to make my avatar and I was all ”I’ve never even seen that movie with those blue ass smurf people!” But then I clicked on it and made this:

That’s what I look like a lot. Good job, Facebooks.

Saw this on the Facebooks machine and it hurt my brain and my feelings. It’s not like they’re trying to match the Ks for a reason. Those words already start with C! This a big pet peeve of mine. If I had a used car lot, I would not call it Krazy Kerry’s Used Kars.

Over on U2.com, Bono is writing letters to the artists who made what he’s calling ”These 60 Songs Saved My Life.” He’s good. But you probably knew that.

Fan love letters. Guess who got one? Go ahead, guess. R.E.M. For ”Nightswimming.” Here’s the letter.

How great is that? And it appears he used an actual typewriter, so bonus points.

Here’s the song, recorded live at ”Later with Jools Holland.”

https://youtu.be/KVT0S0j7F9Yhttps://youtu.be/KVT0S0j7F9Y

I’m living this Instagrammer.

To all of you dummies protesting that the government is taking away your rights — this is what the founding fathers were fighting for.