This is what I’m talking about. Dye my ashes and put some glitter up in there.

I’m so old.

Nothing says happy birthday/anniversary/get well/ congratulations/my sympathies/thinking of you like a Mystery Recovered Evidence Box.

This is the best bit of advice you will ever hear.

Tonight, former President Donald Trump gave his acceptance speech at the RNC. So, of course, he brought up Hannibal Lecter.

I made an Asian dish that called for 1/3 cup of soy sauce and I realized I was out. HEB sushi soy sauce packets cane in handy.

I’m no meteorologist, but I predict this will be Houston’s hottest summer.

In Mad Men, “The Grown-Ups,” the episode where the characters react to President Kennedy’s assassination, Betty sums it up.