Writing down troughs I been thinkin’.
I was watching one of my true crime shows and yet again, the family and friends of the person are saying what a wonderful, big-hearted person they were who would never hurt a fly.
Y’all, if something ever happens, be honest. ”She was a know-it-all, sarcastic woman who didn’t like people and probably rolled her eyes and let out an audible ’ughhhh’ at the wrong person in Best Buy when the person in front of her actually wanted to apply for the credit card in line.”
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What is a ”bedroom community” and why do a lot of people in true-crime shows live in them? Is it just a suburb? Because all communities have bedrooms. I’m confused.
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There is a show called ”Accident, Suicide, or Murder?” Spoiler: they’re always murders even if it can’t be proven. Example: a woman was found with 27 stab wounds, knife still in the chest. Several stab wounds in the back of the neck, one through her brain stem, therefore she wouldn’t be capable of continuing stabbing herself through her chest. That ain’t a suicide. It was ruled a suicide.
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I watched a show called ”Serial Killer Sharks” as part of Shark Week and I can’t stop thinking about it. They’re killing otters for no reason. I hope the next season of Mindhunter explores this.
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Here’s a pronunciation guide for Kamala Harris’ name because I’ve heard 236 people butcher it on tv. It’s Comma-la.
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Have y’all seen that Herman Cain and Charlie Daniels are still tweeting from their official Twitter accounts? Y’all, Twitter is haunted. If I ever tweet from the grave, send help. Ghostbusters. The FBI. The Ancient Aliens guy. Somebody.
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