On this Oscars day, I’d like to remind you (or inform younger readers) of the 1989 Oscars that began with an actress playing a non-Disney-approved Snow White being wooed/schooled by Rob Lowe (just prior to the news of his sex tape from the Democratic National Convention hitting) and put together by the producer of Grease. Snow White’s voice was super high during the 12-minute opener and especially her duet with Lowe — “Proud Mary,” its lyrics changed to, “Keep the cameras rollin’, rollin’, rollin’.” Yes, that happened. Here’s a clip. And enjoy tonight’s show.

You don’t need this Lisa Frank eyeshadow by Lisa Frank. I don’t care about your nostalgia. Don’t buy this. I’m not including the link. Do not pull up the Ulta website. Do not put it in your cart. Don’t even buy it for your cute niece. No one needs this. No one asked for it. No.

I feel this real hard. Damn.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said “I don’t care” in my life, I would probably have $3000. Three grand. Three large.

By @Keeleyshawart. She is the best.

This is perfect for a lot of y’all’s bad asses. I was only sent to my room a few times. I don’t really understand that punishment, because all the things I liked were in my room. But, yeah, good preparation for this year.

There are a bunch of people I miss and activities I miss since COVID hit. I miss family and friends. I miss vacations, though we’ll take one this summer and things are looking up for seeing people. Emily McDowell puts it exactly right as usual. I’d like to meet her, too.

This got me to look at my calendar.

Aside from the grammar and the fact that he’s pure evil, what is wrong with Roger Stone? Is he that stupid? He’s a felon. Hunter Biden wasn’t guilty of anydamnthing.

It took until the end of the episode, but the tears came rolling down. I’m so glad she’s off the beach, but I miss Derek.