Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand has outdone itself. Not in a good way. You can go to the website for the extensive list of things your mother either does not want or does not want to get from you. There are reasonably priced beauty products, but it’s mostly very expensive things that your mother would say are too expensive for pajamas or what I can only refer to as personal items.

Let’s do this.

I’m all about this. People can gather more, we’re getting our COVID vaccines — let’s do it.

Last night, John Oliver featured a segment about Twitter on Last Week Tonight and now I’m obsessed with @USCPSC. if you’re not following the US Consumer Product Safety Commission on Twitter, you’re missing out. Here are a few of my favorite posts.

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A loved one said something to me recently that hurt and as your friendly neighborhood fat friend, I thought I’d let Suzanne Sugarbaker fell you how we feel.

I made these for y’all if you want to use it for your FB or Twitter covers. Yay.

Rudy’s NYC apartment was raided by the FBI today.

In other news, these are available from Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

I just knew I’d be a bunny. But noooooooooooo.

Something everyone should learn young. I didn’t, but I wish I had.