Fact: I will be 47 in two weeks.

Also fact: everything hurts.

I saw Keeley Shaw’s Instagram post and knew one of you needed to see it. For more great work got to @keeleyshawart on Instagram and follow her.

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Are y’all watching Loki? Because, man. It’s something. Go watch. New ep Wednesday.

Happy Father’s Day to all you dads and baby daddies.

It’s not really a Texas blog, I just live here and the government is more insane than usual lately.

Governor “Hot Wheels” Abbott has decided to finish the Texas part of Trump’s border wall because of course he did.

Per the Houston Chronicle:

Continue reading “4.169/365: welcome back to the all Texas all the time blog. not really.” →

This is from my neighborhood’s Facebook group page today.

ERCOT wants Texans to set our thermostat to 78° during the day and 82° at night.

The forecast in Houston (my area) show it’s going to be 82° at midnight tonight.

Wtf, ERCOT?

This is the best worst “yeah, that definitely happened.” it gets a special award from me. It’s hilariously bad.

I’d like y’all to know ERCOT is asking Texans to conserve power during this “heatwave.” I’d like y’all to know the average highs in Houston in June, July, and August are 92°, 94°, and 95° (and September comes in at 90°0.

But Cruz isn’t going to talk about ERCOT. He’d rather play pretend in front of a flag.