Oh man, just wait until these take off. I’m going to Academy, Bass Pro, and Dick’s to buy out all the tackle boxes to stuff and sell on Etsy.

I honestly think Daylight Saving Time is an MLM. Think about it. More time that whistle, you boss babe!

If this the damn truth.

I’m quoting and using links from very conservative media so people can see it’s not a joke or the left making fun of Aaron Rodgers for taking Joe Rogan’s advice on testing COVID-19. Because he did totally did that.

And here is the FOX News article with clips from his interview about it.

I don’t watch the foosball, but I know enough to k or this is stupid.

Best advice I’ve heard since my dad’s advice about not partying with monkeys.

I don’t believe in astrology, but I feel strongly about this one.

Read this — read it and take it in because it may just be a revelation to you or people you know.

This is by Shelly Tygielski in “Sit Down to Rise Up.”

This made me laugh so hard.

Merriam Webster added 455 new words to the dictionary.

Here are my favorites:

• TBH : an abbreviation for “to be honest.” TBH is frequently used in social media and text messaging.
• because : by reason of : because of — often used in a humorous way to convey vagueness about the exact reasons for something. This preposition use of because is versatile; it can be used, for example, to avoid delving into the overly technical (“the process works because science”) or to dismiss explanation altogether (“they left because reasons”).
• amirite : slang used in writing for “am I right” to represent or imitate the use of this phrase as a tag question in informal speech. An example: “English spelling is consistently inconsistent, amirite?”
• FTW : an abbreviation for “for the win” —used especially to express approval or support. In social media, FTW is often used to acknowledge a clever or funny response to a question or meme.
• deplatform : to remove and ban (a registered user) from a mass communication medium (such as a social networking or blogging website) broadly : to prevent from having or providing a platform to communicate.
• digital nomad : someone who performs their occupation entirely over the Internet while traveling; especially : such a person who has no permanent fixed home address.

• otaku : a person having an intense or obsessive interest especially in the fields of anime and manga —often used before another noun.
• faux-hawk : a hairstyle resembling a Mohawk in having a central ridge of upright hair but with the sides gathered or slicked upward or back instead of shaved.
• dad bod informal : a physique regarded as typical of an average father; especially : one that is slightly overweight and not extremely muscular.

• fluffernutter : a sandwich made with peanut butter and marshmallow crème between two slices of white sandwich bread.
• horchata : a cold sweetened beverage made from ground rice or almonds and usually flavorings such as cinnamon or vanilla.
• chicharron : a small piece of pork belly or pig skin that is fried and eaten usually as a snack : pork rind also : a piece of food that resembles a chicharron.
• Goetta : meat (such as pork) mixed with oats, onions, and spices and fried in the form of a patty.
• air fryer : an airtight, usually small electrical appliance for quick cooking of foods by means of convection currents circulated rapidly by a fan.
• ghost kitchen : a commercial cooking facility used for the preparation of food consumed off the premises — called also cloud kitchen, dark kitchen.

I do not think I have to tell y’all that “because” is my favorite. Because.