I saw these on one of my favorite blogs, Swiss Miss, this morning and fell in love.  I particularly like "Sorry We're Sorry."  You can get these fantastic signs at Aesthetic Apparatus.  

You just have to watch this from my local news.

 http://wgno.vid.trb.com/player/PaperVideoTest.swf

Yes, he said "so she's enjoying penis a little bit more, is she?"  I only had to rewind that 42 times to make sure that's what he said.  He said it.  

No.

Just stop.

You just know somewhere Lady Gaga has her sweatshop of Lollipop Guild clones making these.  Just say no to hamster boots.      If I wore these I'd have two dead hamsters in two seconds.  

Saw this on Facebook and thought I'd share because it's true.   Obviously it should be 9 Deadly Words Used by Women.  I know, it's bothering me too.

 

Last night my new favorite television show, Glee, made me happy with "Total Eclipse of the Heart."  I love the Bonnie Tyler song, it's fantastic.  

This may be my favorite song that Glee has done.  Watch.  

 

Remember last month when I said that was my favorite desktop?  Well, I have a new favorite.  Hope y'all like it. 

As always, it was made to fit my MacBook Pro screen, but it should work for you as well.  Click on the image above to save, then make it your desktop if you so wish.  

People, now you can relax — this is all you need for a better marriage.  

You're welcome.

 You deserve applause today.  Because you're awesome.  You're welcome.  

Gif from Señor Gif

This poster was on one of the sites I visited recently.  I'd give the site credit, but I have undiagnosed ADD and I don't remember the site — plus — look, something shiny!

Katherine:  What's this black thing do?

Ashton: Whatsamattafuhyou?

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