dear Blue Bell

Dear Blue Bell,

Thank you for making this box so unappealing that even I can pass on your delicious ice cream novelties.

Sincerely,
Kerry Faler

cigarettes and chocolate milk

I'm very much feeling Nataly Dawn's cover of "Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk" by Rufus Wainwright.

"I'm just a little bit heiress, a little bit Irish
A little bit Tower of Pisa
Whenever I see ya
So please be kind if I'm a mess"

Isn't that the truth?

careless whisper

Oh yeah.

no use crying

You know what they say, no use crying over spilled Sonic iced caramel latte.

the mess that is my office

I’m working in my scrap office today on the iMac. The hubs took everything out of the storage closet and put it against a wall in my office to try to trap a mystery animal we can hear in the attic. My craft table is there somewhere.

I feel claustrophobic. If y’all don’t hear from me soon call spelunkers in to search for me.

I think I dreamed this

I'm not positive, but I think I dreamed this once.

From my boyfriend Anderson Cooper's Twitter – "in IA for story on ape communication. The apes asked me to dress as a rabbit. Weird, huh?"

I'm just going to leave this here.

a contender for my Christmas card

I'm narrowing down the images for my Christmas card.

This from artist Lukas Ketner is a contender.

I saw this on Regretsy and I know it's Obama, but hell if doesn't look like Will Smith meets Prince with a Lisa Frank unicorn. And that, my friends, is awesomesauce.