6:15 is way too early to wake up to get a seven year-old ready for school. Like a moron, I set my alarm for pm, so I didn’t wake up, so this is what I wake up to: Mom, I think I missed my bus, did you forget to wake me up? I guess I’ll be out of the running for mom of the year again this year.
It was only 6:32, so we had time. I told Molly to get her uniform on superfast and I grabbed her backpack (filled to the max with supplies), brushed her hair, and we went out the garage to wait. Molly was convinced the bus had already come and gone, but Mr. Timmy rounded the corner and she made it. I warned Mr. Timmy that Katie would be riding the bus this year and he laughed. I went back to bed.
Katie, Andrew, and I arrived at school at 8:30 for Kindergarten testing and I had 498 forms to fill out. I had only one cup of coffee and couldn’t find any of my car cups, so I was half-asleep. I found out that half-asleep means extra-stupid while I was filling out forms. I kept writing my old cell # down in the spaces for mother’s cell #. Half the forms had a spot for the date and I wrote 2009 on all of them. By the time I got to the last form I thought maybe I should get out my phone to make sure of the date. It’s still 2008. Moron. Also, my daughter, the most stubborn child in the world (totally should have been a redhead) does not answer to Katherine when the teacher calls her name. I told her before we got out of the car they would call her Katherine and we would tell the teachers her nickname is Katie. She argued with me that her name is Katie and she wants her name to be Katie Kat and not Katherine. We’re already in that phase, she’s a 13 year-old in a 5 year-old’s body.









