Category: funny

Me in black and white

Y’all know I love a good makeover.  I found out about www.yearbookyourself.com from an old friend’s Facebook page.  Her pics were great and of course I had to try it myself.   I give you Kerry through the ’60’s.

Kerry, class of 1960.  Kerry was in the marching band this year, President of the Future Homemakers Club, served as a library helper and hall monitor, and was treasurer of the Don’t Draft Elvis group. After graduation, Kerry hopes to marry her sweetheart and have children.  Kerry was voted most likely to get an A in Home Ec.

Kerry, class of 1962.  Kerry played, Kim, the lead in the Drama Club’s production of the musical, Bye Bye Birdie and was on the Prom decorating committee.  Kerry wants to attend Beauty School after graduation and hopes to style Jackie Kennedy’s hair one day.  Quote, “I believe all women have the civil right to have gorgeous hair.”

Kerry, class of 1966.  Kerry served at Vice-President of the Student Council, in National Honor Society, was Homecoming Queen, President of the Beatles Fan Club, head cheerleader, choir soloist, and voted Most Likely to Succeed.  After graduation, Kerry wants to dance on American Bandstand before going to college, and be the first female U.S. President or marry Paul McCartney.

Ok, this is supposed to be 1990.  I think it’s more 1987-89.  I never actually rocked this hairstyle, but a few of my friends did back in the day.  This look screams “I love hair bands!” and would for sure get you backstage at a Poison concert which would probably lead to all sorts of STDs.  Not to mention, you’d spend a fortune in Aqua Net to keep this do up.

I don’t know what’s going on with the shadow on the last picture.  I know I’m the whitest white woman in America, but damn, I look white.  I’m not pulling that look off,  but I thought it was funny.

Just for fun, I’m leaving you with a stylin’ yearbookyourself.com version of my hubs, Scott.  I’m such a sweet wifey.  Is he hot or what?  Just for the record, Scott’s never had an afro, but I think this would be a great Halloween costume, no?

With Friends like these…

Megan and I went to Friend’s in Madisonville for lunch today and after our half crabcake poboys and soup we ordered dessert. We ordered bread pudding and the “Ginormous” brownie so we could share. You won’t believe what they brought out.
We could have shared with the whole town! We ate some, Andrew had some and the server boxed up the rest — in FOUR boxes! It was slightly embarrassing.

Spaghetti cat

I saw this on “the Soup” on E last week and had to post it.  I’m a regular watcher of the show and thought this was a particularly primo clip.

I’ve never heard of the show the clip is from, but apparently the spaghetti cat is the new “bleep” when a guest says something politically incorrect.  The woman in the clip said “retarded.”  I think there’s nothing more retarded than showing a pic of a cat eating spaghetti and not explaining it.  If I would have seen that live, I would have thought I was seeing things.  For realz.

Spaghetti cat is my new hero.

For more craziness, watch this clip of a crazy cat lady.  She taught her cat to eat with fork and chopsticks.  Somebody call PETA.  Seriously, this is disturbing. 

Did you get the heebie jeebies?  When she said the cat wants to have a meal with Oprah, I nearly spit coffee all over my screen.

Gladys loves Jesus

Forgive me if you’ve seen this one before, but Scott sent me this video and I laughed ’til my cheeks hurt.  It’s Ellen Degeneres calling an elderly woman named Gladys in Austin,TX and although I have no proof, I’m sure I’m related to her somehow.  It’s almost 7 minutes, but it’s worth it.  I searched You Tube and there are a few more Gladys videos talking about American Idol, go check those out, too.

Ladies, he’s single… (video’s back up)

edit: got the video back!  Don’t know why You Tube took it down.

This video goes out to all the single ladies, particularly if your name is Janice.  It’s a video dating ad and is not to be watched in front of your boss or kids.  I was in tears laughing — an actual LOL.

Name: Randy

Likes: Abilene, beer, Janice, kids

Dislikes: fat chicks

Skills: dancing

You’re welcome.

Cards you need Tuesday

What? No tunes?  Truth be told, I have too much going on today to do justice to Tunes You Need Tuesday, so I guve you Cards You Need Tuesday.  Here’s a find I had to share.  You can find them at http://www.uncookedcardland.com, so have fun.  If I have time later I may share my experience from Target and the McDonald’s drive thru from today.  Gotta go finish my layout for the design team.  Be good.