A smart person probably would have found the Caesar dressing and put it on the wrap BEFORE consuming said wrap and complaining about how dry and not Caesary it was.

Family Ties all day long. Growing Pains got on my nerves. 

Just so you know, in Canada realtors have to state whether the house is haunted or not. It's a law.

Oh, you know what my favorite 80s tv theme song is. The Dukes of Hazzard, baby. You Tube won't let me embed it, but you know the song. 

Runners up: 

Charles in Charge. I used to sing this in the shower for no reason. There, you know one more stupid thing about me. And that was just a couple of years ago.

And the Love Boat. I love to sing this song because it's so loungey. When I went on our honeymoon I was extremely disappointed this song wasn't playing when we stepped aboard. I'm serious.

This is what happens when I try to trim the dog's nails.

Let me set the scene for you. I am almost 4 years older than my sister. We never had the same tastes in anything, probably due to the age difference, mostly due to the fact that I just have better taste. She's the exact opposite of me in every way; we don't look alike (at all); she has a tattoo around her bellybutton; she borrowed my mom's car when she was 16 and blew out all of the tires. I didn't drive until I was 21. 

So, it should not surprise you that we rarely watched television in the same room. I was all about an afterschool special, she wanted to watch Nickelodeon. 

This list is comprised of my sister's favorite cartoons, thus the shows I hated. I mean, she was the only person on earth who liked Scrappy Doo, people. Here goes: Pound Puppies, Care Bears, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Inspector Gadget, Poochie – OMG – extra points if you remember that mess, Richie Rich, The Snorks, and I know it wasn't a cartoon, but – Fraggle Rock. Fraggle Rock creeped me out. 

ALF, Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, Married With Children, Max Headroom, Who's the Boss, Cagney and Lacey, 227, and Beauty and the Beast. I shuddered just thinking about those. Ew. 

Really, nothing says Father's Day like Don Draper slamming back bourbon and being slapped by prostitutes. 

I think everyone knows it has to be Jem and the Holograms. Because it was truly outrageous.