7.260/366: Bundt Cake-a-Holic

I passed a bakery today in Houston called Bundt Cake-a-Holic, alcohol infused cakes. Naturally, I was intrigued, so I Googled them tonight. If you thought their name was intriguing, — that’s nothing.

So, the category of cakes is by liquor, but there are corresponding amounts of liquor that are titled as follows:

I hope you’re reading the fine print titles.

Here is a gallery of most of the cake names with descriptions. Obviously, I would want a “Main Side Piece” and a “Back That Azz Up.” I need to know if these cakes count as open container. Can I drive home with one? Let me know which cake you want.