Y’all. I can’t.
Watching Olympic Breakdancing is the cringiest thing. Between Snoop “blessing” the dancing circle platform, a commentator saying “Wow, she’s a storyteller” after young Chinese woman took her turn, to the dance-off style, and the judges in all in caps and bucket hats, AND the athletes going by stage nicknames like 671 — what is even going on?
“Next is B-Girl India, from the Netherlands and it’s quite the Cinderella story—” No. Stop it, Olympic commentators.
The lowlight was the Australian b-girl (woman. She was a grown woman). Complete with the gym teacher uniform. Mute the clip and watch.
