I know for sure that DNA kits and results are crazy. I get new results every week, but they’re always like this:

My 5th, 4th cousin. Which is it? 0.4% shared DNA. Isn’t that like ALL humans? I’m not a scientist, but it sounds like all humans. No offense, to Paul in Canada, but I don’t think we’ll see each other at a family reunion. Not that I go to those, but you know.
