What even is anything anymore? What is my pretend mom and pot influencer doing? Sports Illustrated, did Snoop hold a gun to your head?

I’ve loved Martha since college. I had a subscription to her magazine in college. In 1994! In my dorm! I didn’t cook. I didn’t garden. I couldn’t paint my room! NowMartha has moved onto Mad Libs levels of wacky. You have grandsons, Martha!
Snoop, go pick her up. She’s had too many green brownies.
