Look at this.
An Amazon FB ad recommended this to me.
An Oscar de la Renta pineapple blouse that goes up to a size 10 and costs 3690 American dollars OR $390 a month. LIKE A CAR. You’re not even ready to hear that the matching skirt is $3900.
I have questions.
- When did Amazon get into the luxury brand business?
- Besides Katy Perry or Lady Gaga, who would want to look like a pineapple?
- What makes Amazon think I want a pineapple top? I don’t even like pineapple. It’s the only fruit that can digest YOU. That’s a fact. Think about that for a minute.
- If I did want to spent almost 4 Gs on a shirt, why would I want leaves sprouting up out of my shoulders like I just walked out of the pineapple field?
- Size 10? Amazon, how long have you known me?
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