Why is everything happening all the time every day? It’s exactly John Mulaney’s “Horse in the Hospital” bit come to life. Google that if you’re not familiar. By the way, has anyone told John Mulaney what’s going on? I don’t know if he has the news right now.
Today #noflylists is trending on the Twitter, so I had to read 100 of them. Y’all. You can’t be part of an insurrection and think the TSA or an airline is going to let you on a plane full of people because you are a domestic terrorist. That’s not how life and law work. The FBI and every information gathering service of federal government has you on video and have face recognition technology. And your friends have seen you on CNN and have called about you. Come on.
A couple of the domestic terrorists wore face paint. You still have the same face! If i put on sunglasses, my iPhone still knows it’s me. At least put on a Batman mask if you don’t want to get on the no fly list.
Thankfully, there’s a chikdren’s book for this occasion.
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