I know what you’re saying, ”Kerry, don’t preach politics and I’m sick of hearing about the pandemic.” But this post is for the 1% of my readership who are reading this from their Ferraris on their yachts on their way to their Christmas holiday on their private island.
Because Tiffany gonna Tiffany, they released their ”Everyday Objects” line because someone on your list needs a $1025 sterling silver tin can. Like your Pappaw uses to keep his pocket change in.
But a tin can doesn’t really scream ”I’m so wealthy!” What if you need a gift for your secretary? Tiffany has you covered with a $1500 18 K gold paperclip. Of course, she will need more than one.
Need a gift for the student in your life? Your 7th grader broke his flimsy plastic protractor and rulers? What a common problem that Tiffany solved for you! For only $1250 you can make sure your kid is set for next semester.
Maybe you have a game room, but you hate your regular old pool balls that are different colors that don’t go with your Tiffany Blue walls and you’re sick of having to touch the chalk line a commoner. Or your table tennis paddles just don’t say ”posh.” BOY, ARE YOU IN LUCK. I’ll let the prices speak for themselves. Have the personal wrapper put these under your tree.
But Kerry, you’re leaving out the little kids! They’re the precious angels of Christmas! They need stocking stuffers, what does Tiffany have for the kids? You’ve hit the jackpot here!
I hope this Tiffany gift guide helped! Don’t worry, I haven’t spoiled everything. You should probably get the clothespin. I won’t tell you how much it costs. They’re for your maid for when she hangs your unmentionables. She NEEDS them and you’ll need to buy several, so get the AmEx Black card out. Merry Christmas!
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