So far, 2020 has given us the Coronavirus, a couple of crazy tiger people cults, the Pentagon releasing official videos confirming UFOs are out there, Murder Hornets, and now Elon Musk names his son X Æ A-12. It may be pronounced ”Archangel,” but who really knows? If he and his girlfriend (who I’ve never heard of because I’m old) filed his birth certificate as that weird deal, California law only allows the actual 26 letters of the English Language and accent and apostrophes, so unless Musk buys Cali, the kid’s going to need some more letters.
This is the explanation of little X Æ A-12’s name from his mother, Grimes. And Musk’s photo of his seventh child with a face tattoo — you know, like you do.


