2.120/365: no, it can’t

Went to my doctor today about the pain in my side and she said “let’s get an ultrasound of your gallbladder” and I reminded her that it’s in some medical waste landfill in Louisiana. So, it’s either a bad pulled muscle (lame) or scar tissue doing something wrong.

My new doctor is great because A) she brought up how hot Aquaman was when I said the only strenuous thing I did all weekend was watch Avengers Endgame B) she laughs at my sense of humor C) she said “you’re WAY anemic” and the way she said it made me laugh.

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