Good news! Kanye and Kim are having a new baby. I’ve decided to help with the baby’s name because the couple enjoys creative names. Their 1st baby was North (a direction), 2nd was Saint (religious), 3rd was Chicago (place). Based on the naming history, their 4th has to be food or clothing related. Or entertainment-related.
Here are my ideas Kimye may use in exchange for naming me Godmother to the baby.
- Chick-Fil-A
- Popcorn
- Chambray
- Spork
- Linen
- Citizen Kane (my #1 pick)
- Creamed Corn
- Filet Mignon (I had a student with this name)
- Oxford
- Pocket Square
- Godfather Part II
- Chicken Nugget
- Tight Rolled Jeans
- Top Hat
- Kiwi (this is my friend Molly’s pick)
- Crumpet
- When Harry Met Sally
- 7 Layer Dip
- Acid Wash
- Gingerbread House
- Ice Cream Sandwich
- Fedora
- Viva Las Vegas
- Western Sizzlin’
- Suspenders
- Alphabet Soup
- Visor
- Plaid
- Dolby Surround Sound
- Seersucker
- Flip Flop
- Old Navy
- Spaghettios
- Belt
- Laundromat
- Charlton Heston
- Crew Neck
- Red Carpet
- Honey Bunches of Oats (my nickname for people I love to death)
- Ribeye
- Kool-Aid
- Meatball
- West Side Story
- Converse Chuck Taylors
- MTV
- Spanx
- Smokey and the Bandit
- Leopard print
- Tweed
- 4
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