I’ve had it. I’m declaring a war on inflatable lawn ornaments. These things have annoyed the hell out of me for years and now there are ones for Thanksgiving. It wasn’t enough that one of my neighbors put two giant dragons in her yard for the entirety of October. Now they have a turkey.
But they’re not the only ones. There are several in my neighborhood. So, stop it America. I can’t promise your turkeys won’t get decapitated during the night. Put up a cute wreath like a normal fucking person.
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