Lately I’ve had a hard time getting to sleep. Even with my medications, I still lie in bed with all my thoughts.
Like…
Why exactly did Mr. Drummond adopt Willis and Arnold on Diff’rent Strokes?
And why did they share a room? Clearly the Drummonds had plenty of rooms in the penthouse.
Why am I thinking about Diff’rent Strokes?
Katie asked if I bought them school supplies. No, I’m going to send you with some dried up pens and some Pottery Barn catalogs in your backpacks tomorrow. We spent more on school supplies this year than on our down payment on our first house.
Why does PBS still have the pledge drives that take my favorite shows off for a Saturday morning and show some random infomercial with pledge cut-ins? Obviously people who ALWAYS watch Martha Stewart at 10 am on Houston’s PBS station, cut into THAT and ask for money. Appeal to the people who are already tuned in. But that would make sense.
I wonder if Morrissey is jealous that Johnny Marr can actually sing.
I wonder if Morrissey and Robert Smith are still feuding.
I miss Morrissey. And I miss reading about him as “Moz.” That’s such a cool nickname. Way cooler than “Ker,” but maybe as cool as “ReeRee.”
What is The Cure doing now? Are they touring? I need to look that up tomorrow.
Why the hell is Counting Crows being billed as folk rockers at Bluesfest? Folk rockers? No.
And who is Paul McCartney fooling with his 76 year-old self singing a song about f@cking on his new album. The song is called “Fuh You.” The F word without saying it. Stop it, McCartney. Just tour. Stop trying so hard. Kisses on the Bottom was bad enough. And no, none of us “got” that the “kisses on the bottom” refers to the XOXO lovey-dovey types write at the end of a letter. There. You’re welcome for explaining that, America. XOXO, ReeRee
Rudy Giuliani actually said “truth isn’t truth” on Meet the Press this morning. Shit needs to start making sense real quick like or America’s going to need the heart starting paddles from the ER. I can’t remember the name of the heart starting paddles because I’m half asleep.
GIVE ME THE HEART STARTING PADDLES — STAT!
What does STAT stand for? I need to look that shit up.
I was in Target bra shopping tonight with the oldest child. Why are there so many types of bras? Do people really wear sleep bras? Are they for an occasion? Because one of the best part of sleeping is not wearing a bra.
Ok, I’m out.
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