The husband has been challenging me to a nightly game of Jeopardy on the old ps3 and that’s dangerous. You see, I’m Kerry and I know everything. No, I don’t actually know everything, but I have a pretty wild mind for holding onto useless information. It’s only information that is useful for trivia games. Trust me.
My problem is that I get really into a game. I get angry when I guess the wrong answer and I tend to use witty putdowns to mock whomever I’m playing. It’s not my best characteristic. I also don’t know any math categories or geography. Tonight one of the categories was Convert to Roman Numerals or some shit. Wtf is that about? I don’t do numbers in English. I also do not know geography. Seriously. I don’t know where things are. I didn’t take geography in school and didn’t know where Idaho was until I was 24 when I was an Educational Specialist and I had to look at a map for a student. Don’t tell anyone. I’m not proud of that. Not that I know where most any other state is, especially the square ones. And don’t even start with countries. Except the UK. And Australia.
So, my problem is I get cocky and start saying things like “yeah, I made that category my bitch.” “Yes, Alex, I will make it a muthaeffin’ Daily Double.” “Oh, you ring in on this? What are you a Russian Lit expert now?” “Hahaha! The category is MOVIE adjectives and you guess a tv show?!” It just gets worse.
But I won. $24,600 beyotch!
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