I’m getting old. So are you. I loved these tweets and though y’all might, too.
I need a book entitled "Why Does That Hurt?: How To Tell If You Are Dying Or Just Getting Old."
— Trigger Warning: Daves (@Dave_Blogger) May 12, 2017
Sneezed into my elbow and pulled a muscle in my back. Lay off, Lady Time. #oldlady
— Kateri Anne (@Kateri_StL) May 5, 2017
Just overheard two kids discussing what floppy disks may have looked like. No, they weren't ten inches wide. #GettingOld
— Colin T. Campbell (@CallingCampbell) May 12, 2017
So You Think You Can Move That Heavy Piece of Furniture Without Hurting Your Back.
-a reality show in your 40s
— Beckaboo 🦕 (@thebeckyard) May 12, 2017
What they don't tell you about adulthood is how many bed bath and beyond coupons you'll accumulate
— Maya (@mayaw113) May 7, 2017
Being an adult is pretty easy, you just feel tired all the time and tell people about how tired you are and they tell you how tired they are
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/ethanedgar91/status/860653057985708035?s=21
i would hate to be someone who is "gone too soon" but i love that it suggests there's an age to die where we go "ahh… right on time"
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) September 5, 2016
I'm so old, I can remember getting through an entire day without taking a picture of anything.
— FunnyOneLiners (@Funnyoneliners) May 25, 2015
