After some shopping, I have decided to start a generic brand of foodstuffs and products in plain black and white packaging in a typewriter font called “Cheap Ass.” Get ready to buy your Cheap Ass Bread and Cheap Ass Chocolate Sandwich Cookies That Sure As Hell Ain’t Oreos.
But that’s just the tip of the ass-berg.
In the Cheap Ass brand, you’ll find:
- Cheap Ass Wine in a Box
- Cheap Ass Worcestershire Sauce (I just wanted to write that because how many times I’m your life do you get to write Worcestershire?)
- Cheap Ass I, Like, Totally Can’t Believe This Ain’t Butter
- Cheap Ass Mini-Marshmallows
- Cheap Ass Pimp Juice
- Cheap Ass Macaroni and Cheese *cheese not included
- Cheap Ass Cooler Than Cool-Aid
- Cheap Ass Popsicles Only in Grape Because No One Wants Grape and We Got These Free
- Cheap Ass Cat Food for the Neighboorhood Cat You Keep Feeding
- Cheap Ass Irish Cereal with Shapes You Won’t Recognize
- Cheap Ass N&N’s
- Cheap Ass Crackers
- Cheap Ass Toilet Paper for Dat Ass
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Cheap Ass Cheese You Better Not Bring to Cheesefest
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No Cheap Ass Cheese for us.
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Where do I order? Except for that Cheap Ass Toilet Paper.. I’m a Scott TP snob.
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