I’m damn good looking 42 year old mother of 3. I spend a lot of time in parking lots waiting to pick up chirren (some of which belong to other people). I often have thoughts, sometimes brilliant thoughts and ideas in parking lots. Sometimes I text them to friends. Sometimes I just think them to myself because let’s face it, 75% of what goes through my mind is NSFA (Not Safe For Anywhere).
Here are some miscellaneous thoughts from this week:
- I should get a taser. A pink one. And I’ll put Hello Kitty Stickers on it.
- If not for these boobs I would have been a great drummer.
- In the JonBenet special they said her favorite snack was pineapple with milk. Like in a bowl like cereal. That’s the weirdest part of the show.
- I am not buying all these kids McFlurries.
- Man, a McMuffin sounds good.
- I need to see the movie I, Tonya sooooooo baaaaaad. I was obsessed with the Tonya/Nancy debacle back in the day. Obsessed. And man, oh, man, Tonya had the worst costumes.
- Also, I’m totally jazzed to see the Versace TV movie. That story was absolutely bizarre.
- Thank the Lord the Snowpocalypse is over in Houston so I can get this colorjob did. No one should have to see this.
- I should tell y’all that tomorrow night I am going to a real deal honky tonk to ride a mechanical bull. The husband thinks we’re going after dinner to dance a couple of songs and have a drink. He mentioned the mechanical bull and I asked if they can make it go super slow — for instance if someone wanted to hop on for a couple of pictures. He has no idea I’ve wanted to do this since Urban Cowboy. Damn straight. And I have my real deal cowboy boots. Yee-ha!
The song today is from Urban Cowboy, The Eagles’ “Lyin’ Eyes.” Bet you thought I couldn’t come up with a song for that last one, did you?
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