Annual Rundown of the Victoria’s Secret “Fashion” Show: 2015

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So, the Victoria’s Secret “Fashion” Show happened and as I do with most major news stories, I’m covering this in depth, just as you’d expect. Let’s go to the photos.

The 2016 Dallas Cowboys Uniform
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When butterflies attack and you thought you could check your mail in your underwear and no one would be outside. Could happen to anyone.
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“What? Who me? Yes, I am on loan from The Flamingo.”

 

 

 

 

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What your boyfriend thinks Cupid looks like.
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Borrowed this outfit from Prince circa 1992.
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Trans Dr. Octopus
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Leftover from Miley Cyrus’ last performance.
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Pretty sure this is racist.
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Attack of the winter butterflies while wearing a bra and Saran Wrap. Could happen to anyone

 

 

 

 

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So embarrassing. My daily blogging outfit.
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Tron 3: Lingerie Angels
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Shower loofa angel.
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First thought: massive thigh gap, how is she even human? Second: where does she hide the battery pack for those wings?
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On loan from the Kissing Peacock Sanctuary.
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What your boyfriend thinks female firefighters look like.
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The human-flamingo hybrid that the Victoria’s Secret scientists have been working on. Muhahahaha.
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What Scarlet O’Hara made for the Tara pool party after the War Between the States. “Oh, this old thing? It’s just the table cloth from sitting room.”
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“There’s a snake on me? And a bird on my back? Is this a Britney Spears video?”
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Exactly half of Adam Ant’s outfit. You guess which half.
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DC really went overboard with the new Wonder Woman design.
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“He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me – this is going to take all night with all these damn daisies.”
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Flashing peace signs doesn’t make it less somehow racist.
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Whoops. Thought this was Vic’s bachelor party.
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