Things Amazon wants me to order

I have no idea why Amazon suggested I buy these items. Apparently, Amazon thinks I’m a lumpy faced Christian Jew who needs to do Kegels.

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a face roller?
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a Kegel machine?
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a Messianic Star of David necklace?
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a talking Moses action figure?

 

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