Vicky's Secrets has succeeded again in making the Parade of Nations at the Miss Universe Pageant look like a real fashion show with a more diverse clientele. I have to warn you: if you are prone to siesures or are offended by tacky crap hot-glued Project Runway style onto Glamazons with extensions and 6-inch heels, you may want to pass on this post.
For the rest of you, behold the best and worst of the Victoria Secret WTFashion* Show.
Ladies and gentlemen, the tackiest show on Earth!
one big gust of wind and she's gone
finally, lingerie to reflect my Irish heritage
wear this for the man in your life with the pink poodle fetish
Justin Bieber and Erector Set Rainbow Brite
May pole dancer was my minor in college
now reporting from Hurricane Whore
50 Shades of Grey, look out – bring in da knives, bring in da pain
and now in ring #3, Sexy Tiger jumps through hoops of fire
teacher says, "every time a bell rings, an underwear model gets her wings!"
This photo reminded me of something else – the Seasons song from Grease 2. You know the one.
*WTFashion is my word, don't even think of using it.