other alternate tag lines

I'm blaogging from Chick Fil A. I had the southwest chargrilled chicken salad. A kid threw up in the play area and it was pandemonium. I need a drink.

I thought of some alternate blog tag lines for no reason. Here they are.

  • You're not ready for this jelly.
  • Blogging since 2002, neurotic since 1990.
  • Still only $19.99 for reading admission!
  • You've been punked.
  • From my MacBook Pro to your Internets.
  • You got here by Googling "BBW pin-up," didn't you?
  • Powered by boredom.
  • 3 drink minimum. BYOB.
  • Like you have anything better to do.
  • Says "you too" at inappropriate moments.
  • Just killing time until the eventual nervous breakdown.
  • Trying to disprove being voted "hardest working" in high school on post at a time.

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