alternate tag lines

I've been thinking of alternate taglines for this blog. The current tagline is "Kerry's Little Blog." Some of the ones I've thought of are more fitting. 

• Finding new ways to injure herself for three decades
• Specializing in drivel
• Probably has more hair products than a salon
• Knows more trivia than Alex Trebek
• Thinks, therefore she can't sleep
• Thinking of stupid junk so you don't have to
• Blogging in pajamas since 2002
• Dances like a Peanuts character
• This blog sponsored by butter toffee coffee
• Now with less scrapbooking, more lagniappe
• Never said this would make sense
• The Russians dig it
• This blog sponsored by insomnia
• Behold the sarcasm
• Sometimes has a point
• Read at your own risk
• Embarassing stories almost daily
• How many peeps can I offend today?
• Proud college drop-out
• First person in her family to successfully turn on a computer
• Hurdling toward mediocrity
• Smells like 30-teen spirit
• A divider, not a uniter
• Crazy spoken here
• Came in 2nd place in college intramural badminton and horseshoes, just like Sporty Spice
• Like you, only better
• Never met a carb she didn't like
• Amusing herself since 1974
• Fair and not-so balanced 
• This blog sponsored by Kahloua
• She's not even trying anymore
• Oprah's favorite blog (if she knew who I was)
• Killing literature one post at a time