live blogging some boxing on hbo

My hubs is watching boxing on hbo. It’s super light-weight. One guy weighs 140. That’s my goal weight. I weighed more than that when I was a junior in high school. The guy in the black shorts with has “Godspeed” on the back of his shorts and his entourage carried in 5 winning belts. The guy in the green shorts only had one belt. The guy in black shorts has no eyebrows. That’s not right. But he does have gold fringe on his shoes. I’m going to find shoes with fringe on Zappos. I don’t know who is winning. My head hurts. Why are people blowing air horns at a boxing match? Boxing is stupid. Unless it’s Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson will bite your ear off, so he gets props. I can’t take anymore of this. I’m out. I predict someone will win and someone will lose, they will be bloody, and someone will go home with a new shiny belt. The end.