happy birthday, Anderson

Happy birthday to my favorite newsman, Anderson Cooper. 

Anderson, 

Thank you for years of sexy news (because that's how I like my news). Thank you for keeping them honest and for tweeting what you're having for dinner. I cannot wait for your new daytime talk show. By the way, if you're looking for a redheaded witty co-host, I'm very available. Hit me up on the Twittah. 

Love,

Kerry