This is by far the best résumé I have ever seen. And when I say that, what I mean is, it may be better than mine.
from the Daily What
Of course, my résumé says:
Kinda clairvoyant
Can sing "Islands in the Stream" or "Copacabana" on demand
Once saw Bobby McFerrin on a plane
Practically unbeatable at Trivial Pursuit
Can make a 4 course meal out ingredients from Walgreens
Speaks fluent sarcasm
Professional iTunes playlist maker
Hiring a redhead falls under the Equal Opportunity law, so everyone wins!
Almost ambidextrous
Can write haiku
Favorite Beatle is Paul
Hates German Sheperds (and all dogs that look like wolves) and owls
Former shoplifting champion (1991)
Brings a lot to the party.
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