in which Kerry shares the worst pic ever

The school my children attend has an event called Mom's Moments that I attended before Halloween.  The principal always takes pictures.

Halloween is the only explanation for this picture.

I'm using this for my audition as the Joker's sister in the new Batman movie.  

Let's examine this.  Ghostly white – check. Forced giant smile – check.  Lipstick on teeth – check.  Chipmunk cheeks – check.  Top of bra visible – check.  Holding roll of toilet paper — check.  

And to think I was passed up to model in the Victoria's Secret fashion show (again).