36 things I know

So, yesterday I turned 36 and I thought I'd make a list of things I've learned
after being on Earth for 36 years.   And yes, I did think about copying
last year's 35 Things and adding one, but I didn't because that's the
kind of blogger I am.  Here we go. 

1. If a child says " Mom, look at this" it's most likely going to be something I do not want to see.
2. When a medical professional makes faces when they are taking your blood pressure, it's a bad sign.
3. If I purchase anything Apple makes, they will release the brand-spankin' new version two months later.
4. Technology hates me.
5. The second you think you have something figured out, the sky will open up, a tornado will pick your house up, and you will wake up in Oz. 
6. Glinda was right when she said Dorothy had what she needed all along.
7. I am not a dog person and I need to stop trying to be a dog person.
8. Anxiety is bad.
9. Angry Birds is a highly addictive iPhone game.
10. One should never give up looking for a lost Mignon Faget earring – it will turn up.
11. When Harry Met Sally is probably the most perfect movie ever.
12. I need a bigger reminder of when I need to get my inspection sticker renewed.  Can't they make it glow when it is nearing the expiration date?  Something.
13. All of the teeny-bopper music needs to die. 
14. So does auto-tune.
15. So does American Idol. 
16. I will no longer apologize for not liking things (see previous posts on chicken salad and things with mayonnaise).
17. When a restaurant calls something a Caliente Roll, I will not assume it is because it will be awesome, I will look at the ingredients. 
18. People will disappoint you.
19. If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.
20. Cookie Crunch cereal has all the promise of awesomeness and fails miserably. 
21. Basset Hounds and stairs do not mix.
22. People will surprise you.
23. Being yourself is the only way to be.
24. You don't want to be anyone else anyway.
25. I will no longer apologize at summer functions for not liking watermelon.  I do not like melon of any kind.  It's a texture thing.
26. I've decided I like the color orange.  I've never been an orange person.  At 35 I started liking orange.
27. I still do not like oranges.  I do not like most fruits.  I do like plums, sometimes apples, occasionally a peach, but never oranges.  It's mostly because of the peeling involved. 
28. Once in a while it's fun to order queso in a Mexican restaurant by saying "we're gonna need some queso up in here."
29. Really, you should order like that all the time.
30. The people you love the most will make you the most crazy.
31. You should be able to bill them for that.
32. I have some of the best friends a girl could ask for.
33. Most of them are nuts.
34. Technology hates me.
35. Counting Crows needs to make a new album every 2-3 years.
36. When in doubt, quote the Lady Chablis, "two tears in a bucket…"