That's right. I've found the perfect gift for ALL of my friends, and I do mean all. Shopping for my friends is hard mostly because I'm very particular when it comes to gift giving. I consider gift giving to be one of my strong suits. It's a gift. I have a knack for gifts. Last year for Christmas I found fabulous patterned market totes and had them monogrammed for my scrabooking friends. I also gave Mom Agendas and monogrammed Pottery Barn Christmas ornaments. But not this Christmas. This Christmas my friends will be cookin'.
I was perusing the Amazon.com last night and came across what has to be the most intriguing celebrity cookbook I've seen: Cookin' with Coolio.
*I did not Photoshop this. Seriously.
You know you need The Ghetto Gourmet. Let's take a look at the Contents.
Now, who doesn't want to become a kitchen pimp? Thank goodness that's chapter one! I thought I'd have to wait 'til the end for that. Appetizers for That Ass has to be a good one, as does Salad Eatin' Bitches (Crazy Pollo Salad "easily serves 4 crazy motherf****ers"). Coolio uses "dime bags" instead of teaspoons and has instructions such as "beat those eggs like a Mother#$%&er who crossed you" or "spin them around like a stripper on a pole." Martha Stewart he is not.
So, friends, start looking forward to your Christmas gift. Oh, and don't worry, Will — it's on the Kindle as well.

I wonder what would happen if Coolio and Snoop Dogg collaborated together in the kitchen. I bet those would be some gooood brownies!
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Salad Eatin’ Bitches!
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Jenn, if Snoop and Coolio had a kitchen duet no doubt they’d make brownies with extra herbs and bake them at 420 degrees.
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