I’m starting my Christmas shopping early

That's right.  I've found the perfect gift for ALL of my friends, and I do mean all.  Shopping for my friends is hard mostly because I'm very particular when it comes to gift giving.  I consider gift giving to be one of my strong suits.  It's a gift.  I have a knack for gifts.  Last year for Christmas I found fabulous patterned market totes and had them monogrammed for my scrabooking friends.  I also gave Mom Agendas and monogrammed Pottery Barn Christmas ornaments.  But not this Christmas.  This Christmas my friends will be cookin'.

I was perusing the Amazon.com last night and came across what has to be the most intriguing celebrity cookbook I've seen: Cookin' with Coolio.

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 *I did not Photoshop this.  Seriously.

You know you need The Ghetto Gourmet.  Let's take a look at the Contents.

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Now, who doesn't want to become a kitchen pimp?  Thank goodness that's chapter one!  I thought I'd have to wait 'til the end for that.  Appetizers for That Ass has to be a good one, as does Salad Eatin' Bitches (Crazy Pollo Salad "easily serves 4 crazy motherf****ers").  Coolio uses "dime bags" instead of teaspoons and has instructions such as "beat those eggs like a Mother#$%&er who crossed you" or "spin them around like a stripper on a pole."   Martha Stewart he is not.  

So, friends, start looking forward to your Christmas gift.  Oh, and don't worry, Will — it's on the Kindle as well.



3 thoughts on “I’m starting my Christmas shopping early

  1. I wonder what would happen if Coolio and Snoop Dogg collaborated together in the kitchen. I bet those would be some gooood brownies!

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