This is not a political blog. There are plenty of political blogs on the interwebs and plenty of fine bloggers who do a fine job of reporting and/or editorializing the beltway as they see fit. Any political commentary you may read on The Kerry Blog is strictly to be taken with a grain of Splenda and is meant as satire only.
That being said, have you seen this f*ckery?
There was a bill signing at the White House today, you may have heard about it.. People took pictures. I saw humor in them.
All of today's photos were stolen from Huffingtonpost.com.
It's always embarrassing when no one meets your high five. Just sad.
Who the hell let Gary Coleman in the White House? Mr. Potter from It's a Wonderful Life is ashamed. Pelosi can't clap with her eyes open. And what's with the blue bracelet? These Washington peeps can't accessorize for shit. Someone get Rachel Zoe or Robert Verdi on the phone. Stat.
Everyone is overjoyed that Gary Coleman will have healthcare at last.
"Settle down, mofos."
"How you fine ladies doin'? Why yes, I am Tiger Woods.
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