I've been sitting on this post for two days because people are still asking me about JLove Hewitt's VaJazzling and my Gynecologist office Photo Study is now the #2 post on the blog behind Kerry the Pin-up Girl (which isn't really me, it's an illustration of Hilda, I digress), so I was a little apprehensive about writing about this subject again.
BUT then again, the first rule of writing is write what you know, so….
I just lost my male readers, I know it. Sorry guys.
This blog is becoming THE place to come for all things va-jay-jay. BUT WAIT. I have found what has to be the funniest thing I've ever seen in the history of estrogen. It's Love Your Vagina and it's from some female hygiene product, but who cares, because this site is hilarious. It lets you submit your nickname for your vagina. Yep. And it shows the entries and how many people have submitted the names. Oh, yes it does.
The first thing that struck me about this is that the site is British and the Brits obviously have a different view of the C-word, because the C-word is number one. I can't speak for all American women, but I have talked to three (count 'em – three!) of my friends and we've all agreed that the C-word is derogatory and downright icky. It must not be in other parts of the world, but it is here, and it's a word I can't say out loud and I'm 35 years old. There are a few other words I don't say out loud, but we're not getting into that today.
Let's go to the list! You may want to put the Diet Coke down.
Vagatron
Narnia
Special purpose
Chamber of secrets
George Bush
Enchilada of love
My netherlands
Ms Ginger Bigglesworth
Off limits
Lady gaga
Beverly
Downstairs
The control room
Lady cave
The suburbs
The downtown dining and entertainment district
Anastasia von Beaverhousen (read this in a German accent, it's even better)
The vip lounge
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to put up a velvet rope. And no vip lounge/va-jay-jay talk tomorrow.
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