Never let it be said that I'm not one to help a sistah out. Do you still need an idea for your Valentine? Well, look no further, my friend.
First, my favorite scene from Anchorman.
Ladies, now you can buy Sex Panther for your Valentine. That's right, the cologne that stings the nostrils…in a good way and is illegal in nine countries. It's made of bits of real panther, so you know it's good. And for you men, remember — 60% of the time, it works EVERY time.
Rrrrr.
