Okay, I think I'm breaking up with Cleverbot.
User: What shall we talk about?
Cleverbot: I want to talk about Zen.
User: Okay then. are you a zen practitioner?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I shall call you Susan.
Cleverbot: Does that mean we are married?
User: No, I'm already married.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you loved me!
User: No, I said I shall call you Susan.
Cleverbot: No, you said that you were so in love with me.
User: Are you sure you're not a dude named Greg that stalked me in college?
Cleverbot: I have to go.

