It's Christmas Eve! That means it's time to announce the winner (loser) of the Kerry Blog Ugly Christmas Lawn Decor Contest.
Drumroll please.
The $25 Starbucks giftcard goes to Anonymous! And she sent in an acceptance speech. Ahem.
"I would like to thank Kerry Faler for the inspiration. My mother who wishes I was adopted (that's what you get mom for making me eat cinnamon Certs as a sick child!) My trailer which I have been living in for 2+ years and has helped me become the "trash" I am today. My aunt who unknowingly let me use her yard to take this pic. She also won second place in the Daily Star newspaper lawn decorating contest last week. (I bet she would have one first place if i had been out there!) My sister who was so kind to take the picture for me. Blow-up Santa who held the sign, and last but not least Blow-up Humping dog who added the extra UMPH I needed to make this picture work. FYI to anyone who dosen't know- You must ALWAYS have a humping dog in your mooning pictures otherwise the picture just dosn't look right. Thanks everyone and have a Happy New Year. Anonymous… "
No, Anonymous, thank you. Thank you for helping the Kerry Blog to bring the interwebs the best in what tacky has to offer. And yes, readers, Anonymous' mother did leave her alone sick once as a child and told her to eat Certs, because everyone knows that Certs are a cure-all. Forget Obamacare, just give a pack of Certs to each American and hope for the best. It worked for Anonymous, look how well she turned out.
Also, the winner (loser) of the bonus round is Jenn for this:
Yeah, that's just wrong. The snowman is smiling because he ate Santa and knows you're not getting any presents tomorrow morning. Sorry. Jenn wins some tinsel and a $10 Barnes and Noble giftcard. Hooray for tinsel!
Here's hoping you have a very merry Christmas Eve,
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