50 things no one ever asks you

I saw this on a friend's Facebook profile and it made me laugh, so here's mine.  By the way, it's almost 11am, so that may explain some of my answers.

50 things no one ever asks you…

50 (yes fifty!!) things you've never been asked….copy/paste & share!

Once you've been tagged, you have to answer this and tag 10 people, including the person who tagged you.

1. What is the color of your toothbrush?
pink and White

2. Name one person who made you smile today.
Andrew

3. What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
sleeping

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
waking up

5. What is your favorite candy bar?
Snickers or Almond Joy.  Girl loves an Almond Joy.

6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
oh, hell to the no.

7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
oh, hell to the no.

8. What is your favorite ice cream?
regular flavor: mint chocolate chip, but I love the Cold Stone German Chocolate Cake.

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
still drinking my vat of coffee

10. Do you like your wallet?
yes, it's Coach and stripey with no money in it.

11. What was the last thing you ate?
a couple of Skinny Cow ice cream sandwiches

12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
is it bad that I can't remember?  Did I?  Hell. 

13. The last sporting event you watched?
No idea.  I'm sure it was baseball.

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
flavor of popcorn?  really?  I like a Crunch and Munch.  Tastes better than Cracker Jack, but you don't get a prize.  That sucks.

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
Scott

16. Ever go camping?
me, no.  I love not camping.

17. Do you take vitamins daily?
no

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
not every Sunday.  With 3 kids, life sometimes gets in the way.  This morning there was no chance, since I was awake until 3:30 unable to sleep for no reason.

19. Do you have a tan?
if you connected the dots to my freckles, maybe.

20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
yes.

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I enjoy straws.

22. What did your last text message say?
"I love you" from Scott

23. What are you doing tomorrow?
cleaning house, laundry, and final ScrapFest stuff.

25. Look to your left, what do you see?
a sink full of dishes.

26. What color is your watch?
silver or steel and white.

27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

29.Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
depends on if we're going to Chick Fil A to play — most of the time it's the drive-thru

30. What is your favorite number?
42

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?
Megan

32. Any plans Saturday?
yeah, I'll be rockin' the mic at ScrapFest, visiting with friends, and maybe scrapbooking if things go as planned.

33. How many states have you lived in?
3

34. Biggest annoyance right now?
a whiny child.

35. Last song listened to?
"I'll Be You."

36. can you say the alphabet backwards?
no.  how is that useful in any way unless you're trying to prove sobriety?

37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
my family seems to think so. 

38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
black Volatile flip flops.

39. Are you jealous of anyone?
nope. 

40. Is anyone jealous of you?
for real, can you blame them?  damn. 

41. Do you love anyone?
I love many.

42. Do any of your friends have children?
I think the question should be "do any of your friends need a vacay from their children?"

43. What do you usually do during the day
as little as possible.  right now it's a lot for da Fest, taking care of the chil'ren, and being awesome.

44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
hate is a strong word.  I despise a few people.  Even loathe.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
no, I use "holla." 

46. What color is your car?
silver (with a little rust spot from where I backed into the hubs' old car, it's okay, it matches my hair).

47. how many dvds do you own?
no idea.  we own more kids dvds than anything.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
no, I am void of thought.

49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
sho nuff.  Six Flags is the bomb.

50. How did you get your worst scar?
when my youngest child was forcibly taken from my womb in what is known as a Cesarean Section.  I'll never have that bikini bod back.

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