open letter to Lady Gaga

Dear Lady Gaga,

For the love of Jim Henson, stop.  Just stop. 

I didn't say anything when you appeared in my mailbox on the cover of Rolling Stone wearing bubbles.   

I didn't say anything when you forgot to wear clothes under the blazer because you thought the flesh-colored unitard would suffice.

But not this time.  Madam, this will not stand. 

(yes, the video is in German, no I don't know what they're saying)

You cannot go around wearing an outfit made of Kermit the frogs.  It's just wrong.  It's unAmerican.  Plus, Miss Piggy is not going to be after your skinny ass.  And I wouldn't be surprised if PETA comes after you too.  Now, go and put some damn clothes on.

Love,

Kerry