8:09 – Ok, I just decided I'm blogging this thing, excuse the times I'm entering — I'm starting now after backing it up to the beginning courtesy of the DVR.
8:10 – Some military dude wants his leg amputated. Whatev.
8:11 – The Chief just showed off some fancy machine to Bailey. Whatev.
Mark just asked Lexie to move in with him and she's just as naive as I am, so she thought he meant he wanted her to come look at the place. Idiot.
8:12 – oh hell. Izzie's dreaming she's on a beach with Denny, the deceased fiance. Last week she married Alex. Denny is in her imagination. ANd he's gorgeous and looks almost exactly like a boyfriend I had when I was 17 — the one I blogged about going to the New Year's Party with. He was a cutie.
8:15 – Izzie wants the group to vote on whether she should have the surgery or not. Yeah, that's how I settle important decisions.
8:16 – Cancer doctor lady (forgive me medicial friends) says Izzie should give her treatments a chance.
8:17 – Bailey is playing with the new giant machine and making lightsaber noises. Okay then.
8:18 – Derek's had a haircut since last week. I like how on this show they never talk about things like that 'cause you know doctors have to get haircuts, but you never see that. I want to see Derek get his haircut. I want to know what products he uses.
8:20 – Okay, they're doing some brain scan on Izzie. It's not good. Crap.
8:23 – Man, I'm an idiot. I forgot I DVRd this and forgot to skip the commercials.
8:24 – Derek is telling Alex that Izzie should have the surgery. Her brain tumor "is sitting on top of whatever it is your brain that makes you you" is what Meredith told her. Nice.
8:26 – Callie is talking to wannabe amputee dude. I don't like Dr. Redheaded Guy.
8:29 – The Chief and Arizona (worst name ever) are fighting over Bailey. Everyone wants Bailey.
8:30 – Dayum. Alex just yelled at Izzie and told her she's having the surgery.
8:31 – Dr. Redhead Guy is telling Xtina that he's going back to Iraq. What the heck ev. What is wrong with him?
8:33 – Cancer patient chick told Izzie that fighting leads to good make-up sex. What is wrong with these people?
8:34 – Cancer patient chick is crashing.
8:35 – I took my eye makeup off 'cause I know I'm going to be crying at some point in this show. Man, I've caught up with the DVR and can't skip commercials anymore.
8:38 – They're amputating the armyorwhatever dude's leg per his request. Ew. Bone saw. Ew.
8:40 – Mark is telling Lexie that he wants her to move in with him. She's saying maybe in 7 years.
8:44 – Izzie's asking George what she should do. Everyone needs a friend like George. Plus, George is cute. Izzie still looks pretty fab for someone who may be dying of cancer. Yes, I know this is a tv show. Shut up.
8:47 – I need some Tylenol.
8:48 – Mere told Derek she wants to get married tomorrow, she can't stand another day not being married to him. Too bad I think Izzie's going to die in surgery and they won't get married. Just what I'm thinking.
8:54 – Bailey is great, isn't she? She reminds me of my friend Maq from highschool. We'll see if Maq reads my little blog.
8:56 – Wait a second, Dr. Redhead Guy hadn't told his mama that he was home from Iraq? See, this is why I don't like this guy, among other reasons. NO FREAKIN' WAY. George just joined the Army?! WTF? Now they're just messing with me.
8:57 – Second half of the finale. Surgery day. I can't believe they had George join the Army. I'm not watching this show next season. YES, I KNOW I SAY THAT EVERY YEAR.
8:59 – Arizona just welcomed Bailey to the Pediatric program, she didn't seem that trilled.
9:00 – Izzie woke up from surgery. Awesome. George told Bailey he joined the Army and she yelled at him. Love her.
9:02 – OWEN – Dr. Redhead Guy's name is Owen. Forgot that, sorry.
9:03 – Dude got hit by a bus and they're paging Derek and Mark Sloan. Don't think Mere and Derek are getting married today. Izzie knows where she is and all, but now she's repeating what she just asked, something's wroooooonng.
9:05 – Crap. She asked if they got the tumor for a 3rd time and it's like she's hearing the news for the first time. Damn.
9:06 – it's a TJMaxx commercial. An intervention for a friend who overspends. Hmm. I hate TJMaxx – it's too hard to find stuff in there. Like a rummage sale.
9:10 – Hit By a Bus Dude is in bad shape. Remind me to stay away from buses.
9:12 – I like the top that Not Hit By a Bus Girl is wearing. Just thought I'd let y'all know.
9:13 – Bailey is mad at Owen because George joined the Army. Wait. Where is George? Wait a minute now. Tell me Hit By a Bus Dude isn't George because the guy is pretty much unrecognizable and George isn't around during a big ole trauma.
9:19 – Awesome. Bailey has organized an intervention to stop George from joining the Army.
9:21 – I'm pretty positive that dude is George. This is going to make me so mad.
9:22 – Bailey told Arizona if she accepts the Ped. fellowship her hubs will divorce her. Not good. I keep forgetting I can't skip the commercials.
9:23 – Two of my friends on Facebook had DVR issues and didn't get to see the whole show. That would so tick me off. Maybe it's a good thing I caught up with the DVR.
9:27 – Our group is about to perform surgery on Hit By a Bus Guy who I think is George.
9:29 – Mere just told them to shut the hell up. Love her.
9:30 – Alex is trying to make Izzie remember things, but her short-term memory is shot. He's totally freaking out. Never liked him much. I don't like people who yell. Yelling is not desirable. Especially if, oh, I don't know, you just had freakin' BRAIN surgery.
9:36 – I've noticed the commercials are getting longer now. Sucks.
9:37 – Mere says she's going to city hall to marry Derek. We'll see. She told Xtina she loves her. Xtina is hugging her. Feel the love. Warm fuzzies.
9:39 – Okay, Arizona/Nevada/whatever told Callie she thinks it's brave George joined the Army 'cause her brother died over there because there weren't enough good docs. Callie gets it.
9:40 – Xtina told Owen she loves him. It is the warm fuzzy show!
9:42 – Alex told Izzie to suck it up. He's telling Izzie what he really thinks and yep, he's a punk ass jerk like I've always said. Duh. He said it 'cause she said she'd forget what he said in a minute anyway. Genius.
9:43 – Commercial. Can we talk about this Alex thing for sec? Good. I don't get mean people. Seriously. Why spend all that energy on being a punk? And don't give me all the "he's a tortured soul" crap. I'm a tortured soul and I'm nice. Sure, I'm sarcastic and I curse more than I should, but come on. Come the freak on.
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9:46 – Bailey is crying. I actually haven't cried yet. I cried all over the place last week. Bailey will stay in general surgery.
9:48 – Just so you know, I've liked how they've shot around Lexie's preggo belly this season. Great, now Lucy Dog is barking and I have to let her in. Ugh.
9:51 – Derek and Mere are writing a marriage contract on Post-it Notes and kissing like that's real. Sweet gesture and all, but they're not married. Whatev. I'm disappointed.
9:53 – Izzie just remembered all the crap Alex said. So maybe she's okay after all.
9:54 – The Chief just told Callie and Bailey that George never scrubbed in. THAT'S BECAUSE GEORGE IS HIT BY A BUS GUY! I told you. HELL TO THE NO. Sometimes I really hate being right. Damn.
9:56 – DOUBLE HELL TO THE NO.
9:56 – Izzie's crashing. Alex is freaking the hell out. The Chief said screw the DNR, get a crash cart. That's right, Chief! You go Chief!
9:58 – I'm so not watching this show next season. Izzie was crashing, they said "we're losing him" about George. Then they showed Izzie in the elevator wearing the prom dress she had on when Denny died (moment of silence for my boyfriend Denny), the elevator opened and George was standing there in an army uniform with a buzzed head. I have no words.
9:59 – Nope. Not going to watch it. I mean it this time.
