These Betseyville shoes by Betsy Johnson make me want to get a boat. I would call my boat The Wandering Aye and I would wear these shoes.
Lime green and hot pink would be the colors of my boat, of course. I'm thinking Bermuda shorts with nautical themed pashmina afghans would be the crew's uniforms. And of course our theme song (because everything in life must have a theme song) would be The Lonely Island (w/T-Pain) song "I'm On a Boat." It may be my favorite song of all time for the line "I effed a mermaid." Yes, readers, it is crass, but hilarious and you know I like the comedy. Here is the clean version with the bleeped out curse words, so enjoy.
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