I'm totally phoning it in today. Here's another question-thing b/c I'm too scattered to pick a topic. Enjoy learning stupid things about me.
1. Do you like blue cheese? yes, it is cheese and I love cheese.
2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? I have tried to smoke twice in my life. I'm allergic.
3. Do you own a gun? no, I do not.
4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? I don't. I just like tea. And the coconut cream pie shakes without the pie crust part. Mmmmm.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointment? yes, it's called white-coat anxiety (as opposed to my normal everyday variety).
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I love a hotdog, but I don't want to think about what's in them (unicorns and eye of newt probably).
7. Favorite Christmas Song? "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas," duh
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? a vat of coffee, as the hubs says.
9. Can you do push-ups? no, I've never even owned a push-up bra.
10. What is your favorite movie? that's hard. Pretty in Pink, Philadelphia Story, GWTW
11. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry? my anniversary ring
12. Favorite hobby? scrapbooking, writing
13. Do you work with people who idolize you? obviously, they're bowing down and feeding me grapes as I write this.
14. Do you have ADD? uh, yeah, have you met me? Ooo– look a puppy!
15. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself? I'm trying not to hate myself, actually.
16. What’s your middle name? Renae
17. Name three thoughts at this moment: when is Andrew going to fall asleep, is the tea finished, wonder if SNL is new tonight
18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday: a really cool Christmas gift for a friend's munchkin, a monogrammed water bottle for me, monogrammed bookmarks for a friend.
19. Current worry right now? job for the hubs
21. Current hate right now? tacky Christmas decorations
22. Favorite place to be? home, I'm becoming a recluse! Look out, Brian Wilson!
23. How did you bring in the New Year? watching the neighborhood fireworks extravaganza with the hubs.
24. Where would you like to go? Ireland (County Kerry)
25. Name three people who will complete this? no one is this flockin' bored.
26. Whose answer do you want to read the most? see above.
27. What color shirt are you wearing? pink ScrapFest! tee
28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? no
29. Can you whistle? yeah, but I look funny when I whistle, so I don't do it in public. Fortunately, I don't have to often whistle in public.
30. Favorite color? pink
31. Would you be a pirate? um, no.
32. What songs do you sing in the shower? I don't sing in the shower, it's usually the only quiet part of my day.
33. Favorite girl’s name? Molly, Katie, Caroline would have been our 3rd girl.
34. Favorite boy’s name? Andrew
35. What’s in your pocket right now? a Kleenex
36. Last thing (Person) that made you laugh? Jennifer and her entry in the Ugly-Ass Christmas Decor contest.
37. Best bed sheets as a child? I can't believe this, but I do not recall my childhood bed sheets. No idea.
38. Worst injury you’ve ever had? ok, here's where I sound like a complete moron. I broke my pinky toe in college and last year I fell in the garage and got all banged up and bloody. I'm extremely accident prone, but luckily have not been severely injured. Does a sunburn count, I've had 14 degree ones and yes, I know that number doesn't exist in normal range, but my skin is the color TRANSPARENT MILK and I burn like toast, baby.
39. What is your favorite snack? cookies.
40. Favorite thing to do on Sundays? nap
41. Who is your loudest friend? I can't think of who would be the loudest — oh, Megan when she's yelling at someone, like the guy at Joe's Shoes. Oh, that was a fun day.
42. How many dogs do you have? one, Lucy dog
43. Does someone have a crush on you? gee, I don't know, but I hope the hubs does. Maybe I should write him a circle yes or no note.
45. What is your favorite book? The Awakening by Kate Chopin
46. What is your favorite candy? M & Ms
47. What is your favorite sports team? don't have one, but I've always thought of owning my own pro all-gay football team in Miami and calling them the Pink Flamingos. We'd have the best uniforms in all the NFL and the prettiest locker room.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? oh, dear, how morbid. All the good funeral standards, then "The Water is Wide" is a good one and the awesome "Because I Could Not Stop for Death" by Natalie Merchant (Emily Dickinson's poem set to music — genius), and of course the last song played would have to be "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" by the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz. Oh, and I forgot "Copacabana" and "Lowrider." This question kind of rules! My funeral will effin' rock!
49. What were you doing 12 AM last night? watching the end of the last Indiana Jones movie with the hubs.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? what time is it? Morris Day and the Time style. That's my first thought every morning — "what time is it" in Morris Day's voice. How weird is that?
Goodness sakes alive, that's a lot of nonsense. We will see if I can put a string of thoughts together for a post tomorrow. It's like my brain is full of feathers and super bouncy balls today.
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