Beyotch Katie Price aka Jordan from the UK stole my costume: Split Personality Barbie. I was totally going to straighten half my hair and sew together half an ice skater’s performance costume and half a go-go dancer dress. The legwarmer and platform pump isn’t part of the costume, I’m wearing those right now. She also must have the Air Jordan inflatable boobs, too. Geez, I mean, yours truly has bodacious chi-chis, but good Lord, those things must be filled with helium. She could serve drinks on them. Back to the costume — I love that the backdrop says Superdrug — ’cause she’s on something. I think Superdrug is going to be the name of my next book about women who think they’re really Drag Queens. Or Superdrag — you get the point.
and to think she spent money on this…..
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probably more $$ than we spend months. the different pinks bother me. I do kinda wish my flat iron was pink, though.
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